Review: Eastern Chinese, 18th and U

So I ended up here with my roommate just after midnight after some fierce drinking up the road.  Not a good idea.  I usually savor my Chinese food nights for occasions where one needs to treat themselves to being fat and cholesterol-ridden.  Not here.  Everything really is just so God-awefully diabetically sweet.. and fried.  Nothing steamed, no hint of freshness.  And they're not the cleanest people on earth.  That said, if youre starving at that time of night in Adams Morgan get falafel or something like that.  At least you'll spare yourself the sensation of burping up msg and corn syrup the morning after.