this are blog from the past to get you started.. from june 2007
I'm going to start this all off with today's travesty, Charlie Chiang's ten dollar buffet. clones of the chinese-american eatery have been spotted anywhere between Reston and the District however today was the day i decided to plunge into an MSG-induced coma.
long story short: the restaurant's supposed mongolian bbq consists of standard medium quality meats with raw cantonese vegetables and a handfult of diabetically sweet sauces. the "chinese" portion had a number of tough, overcooked dry chicken and pork dishes, soups so briny a rinse with dead sea water would have been refreshing, and a fried rice dry enough to make you believe it sat out under a heat lamp the entire night.
all this with not even a salad or bit of crisp green to wash my mouth of the experience.
three reasons why anyone should go to Charlie Chiang's
1. you need an excuse to call in sick.
2. youre trying to beat the world record in highest calorie count with lowest nutritional value.
3. you enjoy the feeling of having a squirrel claw its way out of your intestines for the rest of the pm.
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